Skip to content

Evolution vs. Religions for idiots!

I am going to hell for this, but wtf! I participated in a conversation at a friends birthday party! God forgive me!

  • X: “There is no such thing as God and religion is made up so people can find answers to their existence!”
  • Y: “WTF?”
  • X: “Those who hang on to their religions are ignorant idiots who can’t accept the fact that they are some creatures that used to swim in the sea and grew legs.”
  • Y: “Then who made you?”
  • X: “Evolution!”
  • Y: “I mean where did you come from!”
  • X: “My mom’s vagina you freak”
  • Y: “Okay, well where did she come from?”
  • X: “Her mom’s vagina. And her mom’s vagina before that. This goes all the way back to that creature in the sea that grew legs.”
  • Y: “Ok, where’d that come from?”
  • X: “His legless mom’s vagina. We all pop out of vaginas.”
  • Y: “These vaginas all poped out form something”
  • X: “I guess they all come from one big, giant vagina.”
  • Y: “Yeah, and that’s God.”
  • X: “.Hmmmm I guess you are right”

WOW that really was disturbingly enlighting!

{ 13 } Comments

  1. root66 | March 15, 2009 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    if god is a huge vagina, I’m seriously thinking about becoming religious! :D

  2. the feminist | March 15, 2009 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    hmm….another reason why god is female!

  3. Anonymous | March 16, 2009 at 7:18 pm | Permalink

    @root66
    we can call it “cuntology”

  4. ncuxo666 | March 17, 2009 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    And what if he gets sand in his vagina? Like Kyle (SP)? Then we are all screwed!

  5. Anonymous | March 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    Since there can only be once source in the end, we can safely conclude there was no penetration form a giant penis.
    Is God is a giant self fertilising cunt?

  6. Fatma | March 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

    Next time we have a religious conversation I’ll just stop the sensible arguments and just say “Giant Vagina”. Pah, can’t believe it could have been that easy!

  7. Seif Lotfy | March 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Yeah I tried to filter out the details! It was a pretty nasty conversation!

  8. Andrea Watson | May 24, 2010 at 10:48 am | Permalink

    In reality, no single religion could guarantee us a place in Heaven. In the end, what matters is how we a treat other people..,,

  9. Sophia Wilson | July 28, 2010 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    actually it doesn’t matter what Religion you may have, as long as you treat the other person right.~.:

  10. Hailey Hall | September 14, 2010 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    it doesn’t matter what religion you have, just do good and avoid evil,*~

  11. Bedding Collections  | October 13, 2010 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    it does not matter what religion you have, just do good things on this world;;`

  12. UV Paint | December 21, 2010 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    what matters most is the good deeds that we do on our fellow men, it does not matter what religion you have as long as you do good stuffs `,;

  13. Caleb | September 10, 2011 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    This web site is awesome. I constantly encounter something new & different listed here. Appreciate that data.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *