Evolution vs. Religions for idiots!

March 14th, 2009 by Seif Lotfy Leave a reply »

I am going to hell for this, but wtf! I participated in a conversation at a friends birthday party! God forgive me!

  • X: “There is no such thing as God and religion is made up so people can find answers to their existence!”
  • Y: “WTF?”
  • X: “Those who hang on to their religions are ignorant idiots who can’t accept the fact that they are some creatures that used to swim in the sea and grew legs.”
  • Y: “Then who made you?”
  • X: “Evolution!”
  • Y: “I mean where did you come from!”
  • X: “My mom’s vagina you freak”
  • Y: “Okay, well where did she come from?”
  • X: “Her mom’s vagina. And her mom’s vagina before that. This goes all the way back to that creature in the sea that grew legs.”
  • Y: “Ok, where’d that come from?”
  • X: “His legless mom’s vagina. We all pop out of vaginas.”
  • Y: “These vaginas all poped out form something”
  • X: “I guess they all come from one big, giant vagina.”
  • Y: “Yeah, and that’s God.”
  • X: “.Hmmmm I guess you are right”

WOW that really was disturbingly enlighting!

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7 comments

  1. root66 says:

    if god is a huge vagina, I’m seriously thinking about becoming religious! :D

  2. the feminist says:

    hmm….another reason why god is female!

  3. Anonymous says:

    @root66
    we can call it “cuntology”

  4. ncuxo666 says:

    And what if he gets sand in his vagina? Like Kyle (SP)? Then we are all screwed!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Since there can only be once source in the end, we can safely conclude there was no penetration form a giant penis.
    Is God is a giant self fertilising cunt?

  6. Fatma says:

    Next time we have a religious conversation I’ll just stop the sensible arguments and just say “Giant Vagina”. Pah, can’t believe it could have been that easy!

  7. Seif Lotfy says:

    Yeah I tried to filter out the details! It was a pretty nasty conversation!

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